"The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" :
1. The Woodland Opera House will be holding open auditions for "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever" on Saturday, October 3 at 2 p.m. and on Sunday, October 4 at 2 p.m. The play follows a family of incorrigible children who are the terror of their town. When they take over the annual Christmas pageant, the whole community rediscovers the true meaning of Christmas. Roles are available for 4 adult men, 6 adult women, 8 boys and 9 girls. Ages 8 and up are welcome to audition. Auditions will be cold readings from the script. The show is directed by Jeff Kean and performs November 27 through December 20 with shows on Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 2 p.m.
Auditions will be held at the theatre at 340 2nd Street in Woodland.
Leading roles:
Beth 11-14 girl. Beth is the narrator of the show. She steps in and out of the action. Bright, articulate, with a good sense of humor and comedy.
Charlie 9-13 boy. Charlie is Beth’s brother. He is constantly picked on by the Herdman kids.
Mother 20s-40s. Mother inherits the annual church Christmas pageant and is determined to do a good job, despite the Herdmans.
Father 20s-40s. Father would just a soon stay home and wear his bathrobe. But he gets roped in very reluctantly. Good sense of comedic timing needed for this character.
Imogene Herdman 11-14. Large bully of a girl. He is the ringleader of the Herdman kids and takes the role of Mary in the Pageant.
Gladys Herdman 8-11 She is the smallest Herdman but the meanest too. She will have lots of fun physical business to do.
Alice 11-14 girl Very snooty girl who always plays Mary in the Pageant, until this year. She is constantly horrified by the Herdmans.
Ralph Herdman 13-16. The largest Herdman but not too bright.
Leroy, Claude, and Ollie Herdman 9-15 Having an evil laugh helps
Mrs. Armstrong 30-60 She directs the Pageant every year until she breaks her leg.
Ladies of the Church, the pastor, two firemen, additional kids in the Pageant.
This is a fast-paced funny show with a nice emotional payoff at the end. Rehearsals will be in the early evening during the week. Not everyone will be called during the first three weeks. If you can’t make the scheduled auditions please call Jeff Kean at 530 666-9618 to set up an alternate time.